Total Medals Earned: 731 (From 135 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,405 Points
Medals Earned: 2/20 (30/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
View the HowTo
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Beat Blue Level 1
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (75/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
Got your freedom.
Found Dave
Found Monoko
Medals Earned: 3/7 (155/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the good ending
Obtain all 19 grapefruits
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes